I was talking to a friend about diff. santa myths and he mentiond Bellsnickle that used to give gifts to good kids but beat the bad ones... it got me thinking.... Santa is such a petifile....... an old guy in costume going to the malls and luring kids over to him with candy so they can sit on his lap infrount of a camera... then he sneaks into their homes at night and the ones he likes he gives them his package and the ones he thinks are bad he beat....(the coal in the stockings is to beat the kids with) "oh..... you'v been a bad boy....." and a red nose???? classic sign of a drunk... maby that's where he got the belly from..... it's not all the milk and cookies the kids put out to try and trigger a diabetic sleep b4 he gets to their room, santas a lush..... and do u ever wonder where he get's all those little people to work in his hidden "work shop" Cild Labor! Sweat Shop! he even goes as far as to dress them up in little outfits he finds pleasing...... god only knows what he does to those poor reindeerwhen he's on a eggnog binge....